might take more than 1 session though- @azaxacavabanama thinks 33 overs won’t do for Sehwag’s alleged 500. The unpatriotic bugger.
The Indian pace attack is so hostile these days that it looks like an er… foreign pace attack.- @rameshsrivats still has doubts whether the passport office was caught napping.
Australia will feel cheated if they have to face Zaheer Khan for a whole series.- @cricketwballs obviously believes Zaheer has taken liberties by bowling over 5 overs already this serieswithout injury.
When does the sledging start?- The lack of on-field banter has @azaxacavabanama worried about the sanctity of the game.
bcci against using technology for bowling speeds.- @sidvee solves the mystery as to why Star Cricket ain’t showing speeds while Channel 9 is.
Oho, talking back to Sehwag. Pattinson doesn’t seem to be thinking of cricket as a long-term career.- Career consultant @i_r_squared believes the ACB will need to hunt for another quick soon.
KKR rejects are sledging Sehwag. Lulz.- @azaxacavabanama acts all CSK elitist on us (slightly)
I think, even if India has 10 runs to win, in 2 days, with 9 wickets in hand, Rahul Dravid will walk in with a look of grim determination.- @rameshsrivats forgets our man was one called ‘Jam jam Jammy’
Sehwag got to 8000 runs but not with a six. #Imposter- @i_r_squared cannot stand deviations from the norm
Q-Sehwag went to the Hilton.Wen he checked out,manager gave him a cheque for a Lakh rupees .Why?A-If you give him room, he will make you pay.- @congusmaximus does to us with poor jokes what Sehwag does to bowlers with his uparcut.
Just checked the batting manual, that tentative prod by Dravid seems to be the approved way of getting an edge.- Even his walk back to the pavilion is MCC-approved, according to @ABVan
For the 3rd time in 8 years, Tendulkar has come out to bat in his last test at the MCG.- @gauravsabnis notices a strange trend
Team Anna can play a masterstroke by broadcasting the match on a big screen at MMRDA.- @st_hill obviously thinks the Lokpal is a piece of lulz
Sachin scores India’s 100 at least.
- @azaxcavabanama finds solace
Only 51 tons in 453 ODIs. With that sort of performance, Tendulkar would have long been fired if he was a Java developer.- It’s a good thing @amreekandesi is not an HR manager in an IT firm.
“Score kya hua?” #OverheadAtMMRDA- @mojorojo thinks he’s a comedian (he is, actually) (no, really)
Sachin getting out is a better reason. RT @firstpostin: The #MMRDA ground filling up fast as #Anna reaches- @arunraveen is not an MBA student for nothing.
There goes tomorrow’s gate attendance.- @cricketwballs believes Siddle getting SRT out could be the worst thing he’s done for Melbourne cricket.
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